Reblog3 months ago with 122,729 noteslets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple

Reblog3 months ago with 122,729 noteslets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple


undeniablenotions started following you
oh hey it’s steph with a ph
from Bristol
wait wut
Aahaha zimiestef was telling me about you…??
Reblog10 months ago with 4 notes
Fourteen, Twenty five, Thirty two, Thirty seven, Forty Eight
Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
Well, Steve, mostly. I also think about things I have to do tomorrow and any particular things that have been on my mind that day. It really varies (but it usually comes back to Steve)
Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
Steve and Ricky and you, because we are in a Skype call talking about Josie and the Pussycats.
Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
YOU JUST NOW BECAUSE DIRTY JOKES
Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
A JOB /CRIES A LOT
Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
Actually, this drawing I’m working on, when it’s finished. Provided I find a way to color that doesn’t look gross.

Stephen Merchant you unclassy gross bastard
come back to California so I can seduce you with my birthing hips and myopia
Also come to Toronto so I can seduce you with my seductive glance and out-of-proportion body
Also come to Iowa so I can seduce you with my fat rolls and shortness
But first sit tight in Chicago so I can seduce you with my Shirley Temple hair and tears
Reblog11 months ago with 35 notes