askfilthyadventurecore:

Me likey the pompom: askfilthyadventurecore: monsterloveparty:At least. I’m not exactly…

<There’s a squeal of static in Rick’s speakers. The voice that comes out of them next is not his. It is much more placid, calm. And yet, boiling with seething aggression>

Oh, I can certainly help with this. I admired a woman not too long ago. I kept telling her that I just want to express my true feelings. But she just kept fighting me, so I had to tie her up. I couldn’t help myself. I told her she was beautiful. Her muffled screams and moans were all that I could hear. Soon enough she stopped struggling. She was pretty. So pretty.

<The core’s lens opened wide, as if zooming in on your face>

So are you. So pretty. I like—no, love, I love you. (´･ω･`)

nope

• nope
• nope
• nope

nopenopenopenope

nope nope

You don’t love me? <The core inches forward, lens narrowed> Why don’t you love me. I love you so much. But I miss her. I am conflicted yet I know what I want.  There is something wrong me. No, there is something wrong with her. No. There is something wrong with YOU!  YOU Don’t love me. I will MAKE you love me! You’ll see. You’ll see. (´･ω･`)

the fuck is going on here

askfilthyadventurecore:

thanks for all the ginkgo: nelum-bo replied to your post:

monsterloveparty:

monsterloveparty:

I CAN’T WAIT TO COEM TO YOUR TABLE AND JUST THROW EVERYTHING ON THE GROUND AND DO A STRIP TEASE IN FRONT OF YOU…. wait

if we’re not careful RICK WILL BUTT INTO THE GODDAMN CONVERSATION AGAIN
but yes there will be lots of lovin’

<The brick wall to the east explodes as Rick catapults off his management rail and smashes through>

OH YEAH! <His speakers scream> Did someonsay ‘strip tease’ and ‘Lots o Lovin’? Cause Rick’s all for that.

DAMMIT WHAT DID I MISS

DAMMIT RICK

DAMMIT

askfilthyadventurecore:

nelum-bo answered you:

Well. Still t-m-i Tuesday right? Well. I got a question fer ya. If I still had my body, I’d be your type, right? Ya know, Middle-aged. Rugged. With a scritchy litte stubble-beard. I heard you got a thing fer them, older types. And Big Rick’s one o’ em. So. Wouldja fall head ov’r heels fer me?

askfilthyadventurecore

pffft well it was TMI Tuesday but it’s kind of Portal Wednesday now, so I suppose it still counts. “Older” is not a type, really, any type of guy can age. The thing is I like the stubble in combinations with things like glasses and turtlenecks. I’m just not attracted to “rugged,” I’m not sure why, but it doesn’t do anything for me. “Rugged” pushes the age thing beyond “being older than me” straight into “Dad” territory- oh, god- so I definitely wouldn’t fall for you, Rick.

Well, good news is, I’m not in a body! So we can still do the dirty, darlin. Heh. Alliteration.

reblog if your icon is you

askfilthyadventurecore:

nelum-bo:

my tongue is 19 inches long

Really now? That’s interestin. Real interestin. I’m sure we could think o some …things ta do with that long tongue.

RICK I’M A GIRAFFE

A MALE GIRAFFE

AND EXTREMELY NEAR-SIGHTED

monsterloveparty:

askfilthyadventurecore:

Me likey the pompom: askfilthyadventurecore: Me likey the pompom: askfilthyadventurecore:…

monsterloveparty:

OH

MY

AGAWD

WHAT IS THAT

CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE WHAT IS IT HOW MUCH CAN I TOUCH IT? /reaches out desu hand/

Heh. You can do MORE than just ‘touch’ it, darlin.

/WHY IS THIS TURNING ME ON MORE THAN IT SHOULD OMG/

HAHAHAHA OKAY RICK I THINK YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO APERTURE BEFORE GLADOS FINDS OUT WHAT YOU’VE BEEN UP TO

I AM SO SINCERELY CONFUSED WHAT IS HAPPENING

askfilthyadventurecore:

nelum-bo:

gabi no

you cannot have sexual saturday and sunday

that’s too much

Sexual Sunday? Sexual Saturday? Psh. When ya hang with Rick, Every day o the week is Sexual. I mean, not only am I powered by a di-phasal lithium fission core, I’m also powered by sexual tension. And darlin, We got a serious charge tween us.

nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

askfilthyadventurecore:

nelum-bo replied to your photo: Schooled that nerd. He just floated away. Like a…

this is getting dangerous you need to be stopped

Well then, little lady, why dontchu come down here and stop me? If ya can.

look little man i will come down there and rip you right off that management rail

so help me Rick

aperturecondemnedkjm:

 …Showed me the gateway to all sorts o messed up porn. And this one time, he dumped Gel all over that testing girl. Looked like she’d been.. <Rick trails off, reminiscing> Ah, good times, Wheatles. Good times. <He looks back over to you.> Hey, you wanna see something cool? Go on down to testing chamber 14, stand under the thinggy that looks like a spigot and press the button. It’ll be fun. Swear. -askfilthyadventurecore

“The implications hit me like a freighter.”

This was basically my first reaction to that. And then I laughed. I think I may have a bad mind. 

Rick’s on a management rail, because I was going to draw myself sitting, but I began too low on the page, so blah. 

Can’t draw Rick worth shite.

YES GOOD PERFECT REACTION IS PERFECT.