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usbdongle:

i had to draw this guy as part of a commission, i know some of you are HinaBN fans so here this is i guess
i know zero things about this guy

look I want you to know that I glimpsed this in the header of your commissions post and went back to your art tag specifically to find him thank you for posting it god bless

usbdongle:

i had to draw this guy as part of a commission, i know some of you are HinaBN fans so here this is i guess

i know zero things about this guy

look I want you to know that I glimpsed this in the header of your commissions post and went back to your art tag specifically to find him thank you for posting it god bless

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usbdongle:

It’s summertime, and until I get hired somewhere, my employer is you!

What will I draw? Just about anything! You, your OC, your favorite character—you name it!

What won’t I draw? No overly elaborate backgrounds!

NSFW content is negotiable, tell me the content and I will decide if I am comfortable with drawing it for you!

PRICES 

  • Doodle/sketch (no color): $7
  • Character bust w/ color: $12 
  • Full figure w/ color: $17 (Additional figures $4)
  • Backgrounds: Add $7 to above prices
  • Also available are pencil or Conté crayon portraits (click here for pencil example and here for Conté example) — commission portraits for your family, friends, or just to have! Price to be determined at time of commissioning.

DO NOT SEND A MESSAGE ON TUMBLR TO ASK ABOUT COMMISSIONS. Please email incongruous.inquiry@gmail.com for commission requests! Tumblr’s messaging system is just too terrible and unreliable and any requests sent through here will be ignored!

Thanks, and happy commissioning! 

saferincages:

shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)

shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)

shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)

shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (☺‿☺)

shoutout to you (♥‿♥)

you’re wonderful

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thegoddamazon:

rufflebutts:

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

My life.

oh god that hit so close to home

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brutesarecute:

Finally finished these MU gijinka!! I just really wanted to get these out of my head and maybe use ‘em later for something? maybe

brutesarecute:

Finally finished these MU gijinka!! I just really wanted to get these out of my head and maybe use ‘em later for something? maybe

brogeoisie:

❀ Thus, in the Ouran Host Club, handsome boys who have too much time on their hands flourish by entertaining equally idle girls. 

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prismplease:

130213 For Emie who got a good grade on her test <:

prismplease:

130213 For Emie who got a good grade on her test <:

tabloo:

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@ 

And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks. 

I’m tired now

loveee thisss

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ゴリラズ落書き詰め 16
Pixiv ID: 34935120Member: A-KA
ゴリラズ落書き詰め 16
Pixiv ID: 34935120
Member: A-KA

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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zimiestef:

betweenthebridges:

when in doubt: screenshot dump

sobs

screams

OK is there a way to change tumblr’s default font

because apparently it’s “Helvetica Neue Heavy” and as soon as I installed it for a work project tumblr switched everything to this bold ugly stuff

and so far the only way I can change it is to no longer permit websites to choose their own fonts which I don’t really want to do because it makes every other website look weird.

help???

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8bitbowtie:

8bitbowtie:

Now, for a lot of folks that follow me you already know the story of why I need to open commissions. (For those of you that don’t, please click the link and read what I have to say.) In a struggle to find myself after the loss of both my parents, I’ve wanted to live by the rule my mother taught me after my dad died: ‘Go off and clear your head.’ So, that’s exactly what I’m doing.
Now, I know everyone adores art over writing any day, but I find myself to be a rather decent writer who will write you anything from the pairing/fandom you desire to smut of basically any fetish you can think of. If you need a writer, I’ll write for you. I have no list of things I won’t write. All you have to do is tell me what you want and how long of a story you want.
I’ve mocked up a rough estimate of what I see people offering for writing commissions, so bear with me (I’ve never really done this before).
For every 100 words - $1For every 500 words - $5For every 1000 words - $10(and so on)
There is nothing I’m not willing to write. Just send me your info either through my submit box or my email at nvrtheimaginary@gmail.com and we’ll discuss what you want done. Once finished, I will ask you to send the money via Paypal (nvrtheimaginary@gmail.com) and you will receive your fic.
Examples in my sidebar as well as here.
I can also offer art commissions (though they aren’t masterpieces, they’re pretty decent).
Doodles like these are $1
Something more complex $3

Every little bit helps.

Well, since I recently got gifted a tablet by a dear friend, I can finally have decent art commissions! Unfortunately, I’ve been set back a couple hundred due to maintenance on my car, so I was hoping that I could pick up some more commissions to slowly earn it back. Now that finals are done and my summer will be spent looking for a part time job until next semester (since I have a full schedule), I have time to get a lot done! Thank you for reading and continuing to help a silly banana out, you guys mean the world to me.

8bitbowtie:

8bitbowtie:

Now, for a lot of folks that follow me you already know the story of why I need to open commissions. (For those of you that don’t, please click the link and read what I have to say.) In a struggle to find myself after the loss of both my parents, I’ve wanted to live by the rule my mother taught me after my dad died: ‘Go off and clear your head.’ So, that’s exactly what I’m doing.

Now, I know everyone adores art over writing any day, but I find myself to be a rather decent writer who will write you anything from the pairing/fandom you desire to smut of basically any fetish you can think of. If you need a writer, I’ll write for you. I have no list of things I won’t write. All you have to do is tell me what you want and how long of a story you want.

I’ve mocked up a rough estimate of what I see people offering for writing commissions, so bear with me (I’ve never really done this before).

For every 100 words - $1
For every 500 words - $5
For every 1000 words - $10

(and so on)

There is nothing I’m not willing to write. Just send me your info either through my submit box or my email at nvrtheimaginary@gmail.com and we’ll discuss what you want done. Once finished, I will ask you to send the money via Paypal (nvrtheimaginary@gmail.com) and you will receive your fic.

Examples in my sidebar as well as here.

I can also offer art commissions (though they aren’t masterpieces, they’re pretty decent).

Doodles like these are $1
image
image

Something more complex $3
image

image

Every little bit helps.

Well, since I recently got gifted a tablet by a dear friend, I can finally have decent art commissions! Unfortunately, I’ve been set back a couple hundred due to maintenance on my car, so I was hoping that I could pick up some more commissions to slowly earn it back. Now that finals are done and my summer will be spent looking for a part time job until next semester (since I have a full schedule), I have time to get a lot done! Thank you for reading and continuing to help a silly banana out, you guys mean the world to me.

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katsallday:

Chell x Companion Cube 4 LYF.

Because my friends and I spent pretty much the entirety of both games screaming “CC~! CC, we love you! Come baaaaack!”